February 2012
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January 2012
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6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
Jan 21st
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December 2011
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This GIF is basically my reaction to everything...
mylifeismaddie: “Stop listening to Christmas music!” “You’re eating a LOT of cookies. Shouldn’t you be watching your weight?” “Do your homework.” “Christmas isn’t ‘till the 25th, stop the premature celebration.” “Stop this now, we’re Jewish!” Perfect responses! I think I shall use this all month long!!!!
Dec 4th
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November 2011
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Just finished Season 2 of Downton Abbey...
illtakethatroad: Why do you play with my emotions so?!?!?! You make me cry for characters I didn’t even like!  On top of it all, now I have to wait until xmas to see the special and find out the answers to all the cliffhangers… 
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“Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am...”
– Margaret Atwood (via misswallflower)
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Nov 5th
oh utah
Utah: Oh, is it November already? TIME TO SNOW.
Sorry Utah, Massachusetts beat you to it.
Nov 3rd
Listenmisswallflower: bohemea: Fleetwood Mac -...
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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“There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And...”
–  —Craig Ferguson (via therearemuchworsegames)
Oct 29th
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“I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of...”
– G.K. Chesterton (via misswallflower)
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