February 2012
10 posts
January 2012
5 posts
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
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December 2011
8 posts
This GIF is basically my reaction to everything...
mylifeismaddie:
“Stop listening to Christmas music!”
“You’re eating a LOT of cookies. Shouldn’t you be watching your weight?”
“Do your homework.”
“Christmas isn’t ‘till the 25th, stop the premature celebration.”
“Stop this now, we’re Jewish!”
Perfect responses! I think I shall use this all month long!!!!
November 2011
19 posts
Just finished Season 2 of Downton Abbey...
illtakethatroad:
Why do you play with my emotions so?!?!?! You make me cry for characters I didn’t even like!
On top of it all, now I have to wait until xmas to see the special and find out the answers to all the cliffhangers…
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am...
– Margaret Atwood (via misswallflower)
oh utah
Utah: Oh, is it November already? TIME TO SNOW.
Sorry Utah, Massachusetts beat you to it.
October 2011
45 posts
There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And...
– —Craig Ferguson
(via therearemuchworsegames)
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of...
– G.K. Chesterton (via misswallflower)